I watched Tin Man on the internet while at work today. Things were slow, if you couldn't guess. I'd never seen it before, but I had caught a couple minutes of it here and there while it was airing on Sci-Fi. Halfway through the mini-series, I pulled up a few fic communities to see what pairings people were enjoying the most. I picked a few short ones featuring pairings that appealed to me and gave them a quick read. All that did was make me want to close the window and watch the rest of the mini-series so I could come back and write something better. Because seriously? Woah... they were a hot mess with OOC out the ass. I'm sure the longer, chaptered fics are much better, and I'm very much looking forward to sitting down and having a read tonight, but now I feel like I need to write something to balance out the badness of what I read.

Which leads me to a question I've been wondering about...

I'm not opposed to slash, and I do read it on occasion. However, none of my favorite pairings have been slash, and I've never written slash. Pronoun confusion and all, you know. Anyway, I've always wondered if there is a disproportionate number of poorly written fics in the het realm of things when compared to slash. For those of you who read both, have you noticed this trend? Are there more bad het fics than slash fics? I know there are good fics and bad fics in both areas, but I've always wondered if I'm getting the short end of the stick since I tend to read het fics much more often.

P.S. - Could his pants be any tighter? The picture doesn't show the tight!pants properly. I need some screen caps up in this mo'fo.
anogete: (fangirl attack)
( Feb. 25th, 2008 08:45 pm)
Arrggg!!! Why does Veoh have to go down for maintenance right when I'm watching something? Yeah, yeah... maintenance has to be done sometime. I just don't think it should be at the time I'm using their website.

I tried like crazy to read The Sirian Experiments, the third novel of the Canopus in Argos series. I'm just not in the mood. It starts out so dry that I want to fall asleep or beat my head against the desk. I picked up The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K. LeGuin instead.

Can anime ruin you on long movies? Jason and I have been watching anime shows for months. We have difficulty sitting through a 100 minute movie now. I think the movies are just bad/boring/uninteresting, but I wonder if the happy twenty minute episodes have shortened my attention span.

Puffy/Puff Daddy/P Diddy annoys me most of the time, but sometimes he cracks me up. On his Making the Band show he asked one of the guys if he "had some bitchassness" in him. The singer denied having any bitchassness at all. P.D. insisted that there was definitely some bitchassness and that bitchassness needs to be taken care of before it becomes a disease that infects the entire band. Bitchassness, indeed.

EDIT: I found the video on YouTube. Go figure.

bitchassness )
anogete: (swearengen)
( Jan. 25th, 2008 03:00 pm)
Quiz was stolen from [livejournal.com profile] subvers. I was not exactly expecting this answer, but it does lead into a question I've been meaning to ask the House fans on my flist.



So, I have a comment on this. I don't watch House, but I have seen several episodes - maybe about six or seven in all. It's not a bad show, and I enjoy it when I catch it. I'm just the worst about remembering when television shows are airing. I always forget, and without Tivo, forgetting means not watching. However, the show isn't so amazing that I obsess over it and sit down a full fifteen minutes before it begins to prepare myself. So, it's good, but not that good.

I find myself vacillating between liking House and hating him. During some moments I think he's brilliant and interesting and someone I'd want to be friends with. Other moments, I find him to be obnoxious, self-centered, rude, childish, weak, and just plain pathetic. Is this the intention? I've never exactly liked and hated a character before. I've liked bad guys (generally, I like them more than the good guys), but I've never liked and hated someone at the same time. And, I've never found a character I enjoyed at any point in time to be pathetic in any way. But I do find House to be pathetic more times than not. Not brilliant - just pathetic and useless. Seriously. In those times, I think I'd never be friends with a person like that, even if they wanted my company. I've actually had friends like him and dropped them like a hot potato when they couldn't grow up.

So, what's up with this like/hate thing? Any House fans want to clue me in if I'm missing some important point of his personality and/or history that might make me find him less of a deplorable human being? Something that might make me feel better when I'm having my oh-I-might-like-him-after-all moments?
So, Jason and I are watching Fullmetal Alchemist. Because I can't not do it, I start 'shipping people. I have a serious thing for the close friends/working relationship becomes romantic. Hello? Mulder/Scully. Anita/Edward. Motoko/Batou. Drizzt/Catti-brie. Alucard/Intregra. And on and on. So, naturally, I love Roy/Riza. All you yaoi fans are disappointed in me, I know. I'm a het girl through and through. My problem is that I can't find any good fics involving my preferred pairing. Those I have read involve OOC-ness to the max and subpar writing. I'm coming directly from Snape/Hermione, and as much as that pairing gets bagged on, there are loads of amazing fic that come out of it. So, if anyone is familiar with FMA or Royai in particular, please rec me some lovely fics that will make me squee with delight.

Jason + Christmas Shopping = Hell. He told me I was giving him attitude. I told him he shouldn't try to do all his shopping in two hours. He used my cellphone to make several frenzied calls from Hastings (video/book store) when he couldn't find the second season of Grey's Anatomy for his sister. Who watches Grey's Anatomy, anyway? It looks boring as all get out. And, we spent almost half an hour in the toy department of Target while he played with every toy that made a sound, trying to find the perfect one for his niece. I did make him buy me biscotti to have with my tea tonight, so the day wasn't a complete bust.

Speaking of tea... The new Sleepytime Extra tea with valerian sends me to dreamland before I finish the cup. I've been drinking it before bed for the past week. Even with a lingering cough, I sleep through the night and then some. It's a miracle sleep aid! I must go buy more.

Well, this is an interesting tattoo. I'd never thought of an armpit like that. I keep looking at it for some reason. Eww.
I decided to take Friday off work so I can curl up on the sofa and watch some of my favorite 'shippy episodes of The X-Files. The forecast says to expect rain and snow, which suits me just fine since I'll be inside with some sort of hot beverage and a quilt. I tried to talk Jason into playing hooky with me, but he's swamped with work and can't take the time off.

We're going to a puppet show tomorrow night at q-Staff Theatre. Jason's friend Jim and Jim's girlfriend are coming with us; we've already made the reservations. The performance is Autumn Portraits, and it looks very interesting. Jim wants us to follow the puppet show up with a concert at The Launchpad, but neither of us are familiar with the bands. Jason and I are just terribly picky when it comes to shows nowadays. It's got to be one of my most favorite of bands to get my ass into a sticky-icky-gross bar.

I'm beat and was going to go to bed early tonight, but I can't seem to actually do it. Instead, I watched some gag reels from early seasons of The X-Files. The one I embedded below is a hoot. I nearly fell in the floor at the 3:30 mark. There is some serious Mulder/Skinner action involving Skinner bent over a desk and some thrusting from Mulder. If that isn't enough of a tease to get you to watch it, I don't know what is...

gag reel )
i know i'm going to offend at least half my flist with just the first two items. it's okay, though. you guys/gals can deal with it. )

On a different note - Remy Ma's "Conceited" amuses me. It's really, really bad - one of those silly Scott Storch tracks that sounds pretty ridiculous. I just can't listen to the line, "My thong's showing, but it's cool, my shoes go with it," without giggling.
Trader Joe's has hooked me up with a most excellent Tofurky Roast which I will be dining on this Thanksgiving. I've also offered to bring a green bean casserole to dinner at Jason's mom's house since she says "money is tight" this year. I made a small version of it this evening to have with my veggie sandwich. I would just like to say that I am a frickin' awesome cook. My green bean casserole is the most delicious thing you could ever have. It was probably helped by the fresh (not canned) green beans and mushrooms I used. I also bought the necessary ingredients to make a pumpkin pie and my famous pumpkin cake. I'd venture to say that I could make a vegetarian Thanksgiving dinner that would taste ten times better than Jason's mother's dinner. Look at me being some sort of elitist cook now. I'd go on Iron Chef if they didn't make ice cream out of salmon half the time.

We only have three more episodes of Rome left. All in all, it has been enjoyable, but not nearly as good as something like Deadwood. I found the writing to be a bit fumbling and clumsy, especially when it came to jumps in time. They didn't have a good way to make those jumps effective and smooth. Instead, I felt jarred most of the time when one scene was in May and the next was taking place in November. Beyond that, I thought the creators bit off a little more than they could chew. They covered Cesar's rise and fall in a mere twelve episodes. They've shoved Octavian's rise to power into seven episodes. It would have been better had they tried to do less. Anyway, I like the series, but it isn't something I want to own and watch again in the future. Once is enough.

Fullmetal Alchemist is next in the queue. I'm quite excited about it, though Jason has reservations. He's still stuck on Ghost in the Shell and all the glory that comes along with it. I'm, too, loved GitS, but I can't spend the rest of my life afraid of other anime series because the first one I watched was a masterpiece.
I finished one of my Lolita Legs stockings after months of saying I was going to do it. I attempted several methods of photographing the stocking last night without posting my leg on the internet. In the end, the stocking looks like a glob of yarn without a leg inside of it. Plus, it's just my leg. It's not like I'm flashing a boob to my flist. This is a no-nipple zone.

picture of the stocking )

So, my problem is that the stocking keeps falling down my thigh when I lace it with a ribbon. I temporarily used a white elastic cord as a lace up the back, but it doesn't look pretty. I was thinking about dying the cord a different color to spice up the back of the stocking. White just isn't working for me.

I've done nothing today but order breakfast for the office and stare at my desk. A group of solicitors were harassing the poor receptionist a few moments ago. They were bullying their way through her so they could go into employees' private offices. The hallway outside my door looks down into the lobby. I walked out there and sent them packing. They wanted to sell tickets to basketball games at UNM. I told them that we all hated basketball before pointing out the No Solicitation sign on the door. So, that's the only other thing I've managed to do today. I'm on a roll.

My high school English teacher told us that if, on the first day of the month, you said, "Rabbit, rabbit," before opening your eyes and getting out of bed, you would have a good month. I've never managed to do this. I doubt anyone other than a terribly happy morning person would remember. When I wake, I'm not thinking about having a good month; I'm thinking about how I'm going to get out of bed and go to work when I feel like I could use another three hours of sleep. Plus, it's been cold and dark these past few mornings. This is not exactly the best weather for rising and shining. Not that I know how to do that on sunny, warm mornings either.

P.S. - What the fuck is it with me and the characters I like? I always end up liking the kinda-sorta bad boy who is emotionally stunted in general, but secretly has a heart of gold and a desire to be honorable (in his own way). I'm frickin' predictable. Titus Pullo from Rome is my new cause. (We're going to ignore that I find him very pleasing to the eye. Gaaaaa...) I've been wobbling back and forth on whether I like that program or not. At first it was pretty ridiculous. I didn't care for most of the characters, thought some of them were annoying to no end, and hated the excessive sex scenes I found to be unnecessary. It has taken me ten episodes to even figure out that I might like it. A little. I was expecting another Carnivale or Deadwood. Rome is definitely not up to the caliber of those two shows, but it's tolerable.
It was cold today, so I spent my time inside watching bad and semi-bad horror movies on the Sci-Fi Channel. I did venture out to store on the corner to get a pumpkin spice cappuccino, but that was the extent of it. However, I was by no means lazy. I managed to finish knitting the pieces to Ferguson's wool sweater. They are blocking in the living room floor on a towel for the night. I hope to start seaming it together tomorrow.

I also decided that the slippers I made a few days ago--the ones intended for my mother--are just too loud and colorful for her tastes. Plus, they fit my feet snuggly, and my mother's feet are two sizes larger than mine. I found some yarn at the craft store on Friday that seemed to work better than the eyelash I used for the first pair. So, this pair is made with light blue chenille and some sort of fuzzy yarn Paton makes. I don't have the label on hand at the moment. They're also about an inch longer than the first attempt.

more slippers )

They're a bit large on me--especially at the ankle--so they should fit her perfectly.

I stumbled across this video last night. It is at once hilarious, impressive, and awesome. The description says it's acapella group from a college performing their very own version of Justin Timberlake's "Cry Me a River".

I only have four more episodes of Deadwood. And it is so depressing that HBO canceled such an amazing television show. Fucking cocksuckers, as Al would say.

Speaking of Al, I found this clip from the show on YouTube. Merrick, the newspaper editor, has been the victim of vandalism. Some hired thugs broke into his place and trashed his printing press. He is struggling with a sense of betrayal and helplessness when Al pops in to talk to him.

al's take on misfortune )

Ellsworth was a scruffy, unkempt fellow in the first season. However, his little heart of gold led him to propose to a pregnant widow to save her from public scorn. Now that he's all cleaned up, he's pretty damn attractive.

before and after )
anogete: (fangirl attack)
( Oct. 3rd, 2007 04:04 pm)
I bought a bag of Goldfish crackers and brought them to work. I can't stop eating them. There are only a few measly fish left in the bottom. Someone stop me before I gobble the rest.

For you Buffy fans...

According this article posted back in July, Joss Whedon and Anthony Stewart Head are nearing the end of negotiations with the BBC to do a television movie (Ripper) revolving around Giles. It's supposed to follow him after he returns to England. How frickin' awesome is that?

I just got so excited that I shoved a handful of Goldfish in my mouth. Dammit. Oh. There goes the entire bag... I finished them off. Damn you tasty treats!
anogete: (hagi rose)
( Sep. 17th, 2007 12:06 am)
Someone needs to stop me because I've gone crazy with this highspeed internet. I tracked down Bittorrents of Trinity Blood and Cowboy Bebop. I'm in anime mode or something. Anyway, the files are huge--over five gigs--and they contain all the episodes of each series. Oh, joy. I'm making my way through the Blood+ episodes right now. I'm half-way through, and I'm completely in love with it, but I need something to fill the hole when the last twenty-five episodes have washed through my mind. Maybe I should actually call my brothers for advice on where to go next. They're both anime encyclopedias.
anogete: (jayne cunning)
( Sep. 4th, 2007 03:23 pm)
I have so much love for YouTube right now. Insane amounts of love.

For the last two weeks, I've watched episodes of Blood (Blood Plus) on the Cartoon Network. They show it late Saturday night (or early Sunday morning, whichever you prefer). I immediately took to the show and began a search for the DVDs. You can imagine my disappointment when I realized the episodes have never had a DVD release in the US. I did find DVDs of the first thirty episodes from Malaysia, but they weren't the correct region. An anime nerd (I have much love for the anime nerds) on a message board said that Sony had bought the rights to the DVD release for this series. Apparently, Sony has a shaky track record with anime releases. Basically, they put the series on the back burner if they don't think it is going to rake in the cash.

Dammit. I need to know more about Saya and Haji and all the other people whose names I don't know yet.

YouTube to the rescue! Some kind, kind soul has posted all fifty episodes of the series. I'm downloading the eleventh episode as I type this. For those who aren't aware, you can use this very easy method to download YouTube videos on your hard drive.
anogete: (jarboe)
( May. 2nd, 2007 10:00 am)
It's around this time that I lose interest in American Idol. They've got it down to the final six contestants or so, and everyone has already picked their favorites. Plus, last night was Bon Jovi night and, well, ewww. I'm not a Bon Jovi kind of gal. So, I didn't watch. However, I found a clip of one of the performances this morning. How awesome is beat-boxing during "You Give Love a Bad Name"? Beyond awesome.



and a ridiculous video that made me double over in laughter )
I finished Jacqueline Carey's Godslayer. I got all weepy, of course. I highly recommend it to anyone who is a fan of fantasy.

My original intention was to start reading Kristen Britain's Green Rider novels, but I just didn't feel in the mood for them on Saturday evening. Instead, I picked up Homeland by R.A. Salvatore. It's a novel that follows Drizzt, the dark elf (drow). I read it years ago, but I felt like re-reading. I'd like to finish out the series in the order that they should be read. My first time through, I skipped around because I was borrowing them from the library. Now I own them all, and I can read them in the recommended order. And I can fall in love with Drizzt all over again. ::swoon::

(Why don't I have a Drizzt avatar? I seriously need one. Maybe I can fiddle around with some graphics while pretending like I'm working today.)

I suppose it is time I release the answers to the movie keywords listed in this post.

answers and such )
300 was very, very good. I really enjoyed it, especially the way the battle sequences were filmed. I was expecting it to follow the historical account much less than it actually did, so that was a plus. The comic-bookish creatures weren't too overdone to detract from the movie, which I was also pleasantly surprised with. I had heard in several reviews that the acting was atrocious. I'm not sure what movie those particular reviewers were watching, but I noticed nothing wrong with the acting. And, in some parts, I thought the acting was quite extraordinary. Basically, I thought all the reviewers complaints were unfounded. Go figure. I've never put much stock in movie critics, especially now that they all seem to let any sort of political or social beliefs to infiltrate their enjoyment of whatever movie they might be viewing.

To expound on that a bit, I noticed that critics and viewers love The Prisoner,a British television show from the 1960's. I cannot find a negative reviews of it online, and any complaints voiced about it were minor things mentioned in an aside. Personally, I thought it was a half-assed show that hadn't been planned well. It spun its wheels for the entire seventeen episodes that were filmed and seemed extremely self indulgent on the creator's behalf. The acting was horrible, and the dialogue wasn't very well crafted at all. It seemed to be obtuse just for the sake of it. The show barely held my interest in the first five episodes, and it lost my interest in the remaining twelve. I watched it regardless, but my knitting was far more interesting than anything that was happening on the screen. The only credit I will give the show was that it dared to be different than all other television shows at the time. However, even that fell flat when they weren't able to craft the differences well. All it all, I thought it was a fumbling attempt at originality - like a fanfic you read that has an amazing plot with a writer who has little to no talent and is far too eager to get across their ideas.

Jason's mother called my cell while we were at the movie theater last night. Thankfully, I had silenced my phone before she called. She wants to enter Jason's sister's baby in a baby Gap contest. She has a computer with a burner, but can't use it. She left me a message asking me to stop by and help her. I wasn't in the mood after the movie last night, so I guess I'll go over there after dinner today. Ferguson and I usually walk by her house on our two mile walk. I was going to do three miles tonight by taking another route, but I guess I can make some modifications and drop by her place anyway. The baby Gap contest is ridiculous, but whatever. I guess I have no choice but to be party to this silliness.

I'm getting new walking shoes this weekend! I'm dragging Jason to New Balance with me to pick some out because he needs shoes as well.

Oh, and this is my favorite commercial EVER:

anogete: (golden compass)
( Feb. 21st, 2007 09:10 am)
I finished The Amber Spyglass last night. I cried and my heart hurt horribly. I liked the ending, but it was most certainly not a happy ending. Jason walked into the room during the last chapter, and I shoved my nose so far in the book in an effort to hid my bloodshot eyes that he gave me a quizzical look. Just leave me alone so I can be a weepy girl.

I have about fifty pages of Janet Evanovich's Eleven on Top to finish. It's been sitting on my bookshelf with those few pages left for at least two months. I have Twelve Sharp, and I may zip through that one right away before I move onto something else. And one day, I swear, I will read The Gormenghast Novels. I swear. I started it last summer, but just couldn't slip into the right frame of mind to continue it.

Jason and I fell into watching American Idol. The song selections sure did suck. And Mr. Justin-Timberlake-look-alike was downright horrible.
anogete: (scully)
( Jan. 29th, 2007 07:01 pm)
I went to the grocery store to buy bread, lettuce, cheese, and avacados. My shopping list was very healthy. Until I walked by the pastry case. A huge donut twist with icing and candy sprinkles was begging to be eaten. I shoved it in my mouth as soon as I got into my car in the parking lot. It was really good. Really, really good. The Stephanie Plum novels have probably had a bad influence on me. Luckily, they don’t sell Tasty Kakes ‘round these parts.

I actually did leave work early today. I skipped out around ten-thirty or so this morning. I was going to wait for the boss to arrive, but she’s so frickin’ slow that I left before she showed her face. I wasn’t feeling all that bad, so I went to the closest video store to rent something. Slim pickings. Everything I had any desire to see, I’d already seen. Everything else sounded boring, unoriginal, or just plain dumb. And, is it just me, or is there an insane amount of cheapo horror movies that all sound the same? I’m a fan of horror movies, but that doesn’t sit right with me. Blech. I ended up with Chicago, which I’ve never seen before. It was pretty okay. Although, I did lose interest about thirty minutes before the movie ended. I turned the sound up and wandered off to wash dishes.

Speaking of movies, Jason keeps a massive list of movies we’ve seen together in the last couple years. One day I’ll have him e-mail it to me so I can post it here. Then everyone can give me suggestions on what movies I should see that are tragically missing from the list. I always end up browsing Netflix on slow days at work because I’ve run out of recommendations.

Jason and I are watching the last episode of Firefly tonight. I might cry. I don’t want it to end. We still have to watch the movie, so that will be something to look forward to later this week.

Last night I finished the first novel in the His Dark Materials trilogy. I’m eager to start the second novel right away, though I’m not sure if I’ll have time tonight. I highly recommend the series to anyone who enjoys fantasy novels. I’m in love with Iorek.

I caught the very end of an X-Files episode on television today. Everytime I sit down to watch an episode, I remember how much I ‘ship Mulder/Scully. It’s perfect. Until Chris Carter fucked it up at the end of the series with the weirdo baby and the relationship-that-never-was. I’m off to read some MSR.
anogete: (ghost world)
( Jan. 24th, 2007 03:49 pm)
I'm bored. I spilled water on my little desk calendar. The paper will be warped until February. This was very upsetting news for me since I do like a clean desk.

I've been reading Firefly fanfic all day. Then I signed onto Amazon.com and bought the entire series and Serenity on DVD. I'm such a chick. When I'm bored, I spend money.

Work is slow. There is almost always a lull before my check run on the twenty-fifth. I have an entire hour left, and I might lose my mind if something exciting doesn't happen. No one is in the office. The project manager is out sick. The first owner is out drunk. The second owner is out picking up her new kitchen sink. The estimator is the biggest asshole to ever walk this planet. The receptionist went to the post office. And payroll girl is holed up in her office looking for purses on eBay. She's probably like me: she spends money when she's bored.

Oh, the second boss just called. She has a kitchen sink in the back of her vehicle, and she's hurrying back to the office because her husband (the V.P. of NM Utilities) is going to be interviewed on the news at four o'clock. She sent me in search of a working television in the office.

What an eventful day.

Mal/Kaylee fic is fun. Even if I started the day being totally in love with Simon/Kaylee fic.
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