anogete: (bjork)
( Oct. 30th, 2008 07:36 pm)
Don't hunt me down and stone me, but I must say that I just don't like James Bond movies. I like the idea of James Bond movies. I like Daniel Craig (especially in his itty bitty swimming trunks). I like most of the other men who have played Bond. I just can't sit through a movie without becoming terribly, terribly bored. I couldn't even watch Casino Royale while fast-forwarding at 3x speed. I ended up turning it off and returning it to the video store.

James, James Bond, I'm desperate to fall in love with your movies, but we're just not meant to be.
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I've seen many, many movies. A good portion of those movies are of the horror/thriller variety because Jason has a soft spot for that genre. The Netflix queue got turned around, and they sent us a couple movies that were not horror, and we were both in the mood for horror since Halloween is in a few days. After dinner on Saturday, we dropped by the video store, hoping they might have something tolerable in their horror section. Jason was intent on a stupid b-movie that involved cannibals or a serial killer movie, and I told him I wasn't exactly in the mood for either. I picked up a 2005 movie called Cannibal and suggested we compromise with a serious cannibal film that doesn't involve a serial killer. We brought it home not expecting too much from it. The back of the box referred to the case a few years ago when a German fellow placed a personal ad, asking for someone to eat. I vaguely remembered the news story, so I thought it would be a neat thing to watch since it was based on actual events and all.

You guys, words cannot describe. I will never be the same after watching that movie, and I don't know if that is a good thing or not. I have a very strong stomach, and I can watch any horror movie with all the blood and guts you can summon and not be the slightest bit squeamish. This, however, was different. This movie made me physically ill; I had to turn away from the screen more than once. Just thinking of it not makes me terribly uncomfortable. I have never, never seen anything like it, and I don't think I ever will.

spoilers and warnings behind the cut, though you can find all of this on any site that details the actual slaughter )

This is not a romantic telling of cannibalism like a Hannibal Lecter movie. It is gritty, disgusting, and very real. It makes me glad I don't eat meat, to tell you the truth. Because if I did, I'm not sure I could for days after watching this. At any rate, if you're in the market for a very different sort of film, then I recommend this just as long as you think you can stomach it. I could never watch it a second time. Once was quite enough for me, thank you. It was definitely an experience, though. I can safely say that you've never seen, nor will you ever see, anything like it.

I'm at a loss to how it arrived and was shelved at our local video store. It is not rated, but if it were rated, it would have to be given an X for sexual themes and extreme violence/gore. If the video store manager/employees knew what it was, it would be pulled from the shelf immediately. So, if you do want to watch it, good luck with finding it. Netflix has it for rent, and I'm sure you can buy it online. Why you'd want to own it is beyond me, though. I'm a fan of horror movies, and this was above and beyond anything I can stomach.
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anogete: (always)
( Oct. 26th, 2008 07:16 pm)
I think this is one of the most beautiful songs ever. If you've never seen Hedwig and the Angry Inch, I highly recommend it.



Other fun clips from the movie: Angry Inch (Long Story Short), Sugar Daddy (the bit he says at 1:25 makes me dissolve into giggles - car wash, indeed), and Midnight Radio
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anogete: (bjork)
( Sep. 26th, 2008 07:23 pm)
Robin Thicke, please stop making me like you. I don't want to, but your groove makes my knees weak and my butt wiggle. Listen to "Sidestep" and you'll see what I mean.

I'm a huge, huge fan of Lars von Trier, a Danish director. Jason I watched his film Breaking the Waves last weekend, and I highly recommend it if you can find it in your local video rental store. It's beautiful. Plus, Stellan Skarsgard is a babe. I'd totally do the little accent-thingy over the last A in his name, but my keyboard is deficient.

I've worked my way through the first half of The Host by Stephanie Meyer. I'm enjoying it, but it hasn't sucked me in like some other novels have. I consciously have to put aside time to read it. That being said, I still think it's a good novel, and I've even teared up at a couple of the more tender and emotional parts. I also like the themes explored in the story.

A quick trip to the Starbucks down the block might be in order for this evening. It's only 7:30, and I'm nearly asleep on my keyboard.
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My anxiety over this move is ridiculous. I need to stop this because I've been exhausted the past week, and we're not moving into the new place for another week.

I was flipping channels last night when I couldn't fall asleep. The last few minutes of While You Were Sleeping was on one of the cable channels. I love that movie. I've probably seen it at least twenty times. If you're looking the most wonderful romantic comedy, you should give it a try. I didn't intend to watch the entire thing again tonight, but I found it on YouTube and couldn't help myself. Bill Pullman's character is just so cute that it kills me. You can see the trailer right here, or you can watch the entire film on YouTube by starting with the first part found right over here.
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The little natural pet foods store I get Ferguson's food at got a shipment of Doggles in, and I had to get a pair for Ferguson. He looks super cute with them on, but he's not too keen on keeping them on for long periods of time. They restrict his peripheral vision.

see the cuteness )

After finishing Michael Ende's The Neverending Story, I searched high and low on the internet for a replica of the AURYN from the book and movie. Surprisingly, I found one and bought it for only a few bucks.

picture of my AURYN )

I'm afraid I've turned into one of those film snobs. Jason is tough on movies, but I'm even worse than him. And I compare everything to Tarkovsky and von Trier, so nothing can measure up properly. I've even snubbed my nose at all of the movies being released this summer. Yes, that includes The Dark Knight. I want to get excited about it, but it just doesn't look interesting, which is strange because that shit is right up my alley. What happened to my carefree love of action movies? Jason and I watch at least three movies every weekend. In the last couple years, we've watched hundreds of them. At last count, there were only a handful (less than 10) of those hundreds which rated above an eight on my scale of one to ten. Don't get me wrong - I enjoy most of the movies I watch. But I always find so many faults, for which I detract points. A load of people loved Cloverfield. What did I rate it? One. I thought it was abysmal. The romantic storyline was ridiculous, contrived, and completely unnecessary. The action sequences were boring and predictable, not to mention it having a formulamatic plot and pacing. The characters were uninteresting and, at times, unlikeable. The "monster" was poorly thought-out and felt thrown together with elements added for no apparent reason other than to facilitate stupid points in the plot that were unnecessary and embarrassingly bad. The only reason it got a one was because some of the work with the hand-held camera was done well, and I give them props were even trying that. So, yeah - movie my flist loved, and I thought it was on par with some of the worst movies I've ever seen. Why can't I just enjoy movies?

Oh, and question for the anime lovers on my flist... What are your thoughts on Neon Genesis Evangelion? I've seen so many top ten anime lists with it at the top or quite near the top. I just don't get it after having watched the series. It thought it was pretty damn bad on several counts. Am I missing something?
In the last week, I've read books at an alarming rate. It's bittersweet because once I book is finished, I'll never have that "first time" experience with it again, but that also means I get to move on and read other wonderful books.

I put off the weekly visit to the grocery store in favor of a lazy day at home. I'm not working tomorrow, so I guess purchasing food will have to wait until then.

Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] sunshade:

This is Entertainment Weekly's Top 100 movies of the last 25 years list. EDIT: I thought the list looked rather odd, so I researched. This is NOT EW's list of movies. I'm not sure where it originated.

Bold the ones you have seen
Put an asterisk after the movie title* if you really liked it.
Cross it out if you saw a film and really disliked it
Underline the ones you own


I've seen a crapload of movies and most of my favorite probably weren't even considered for this list because they are foreign and/or obscure. Where is the Tarkovsky love? The Lars von Trier love? At least Blue Velvet is representing for David Lynch. Sheesh. And the South Park movie made it over something like Stalker or Dogville? For serious?

there should be a notation for movies I never ever want to see in my entire life. )

Rushdie's The Satanic Verses is eating my life. I can't stop thinking about it.
I've never been a big fan of the 4th of July holiday. Even as a kid, I disliked fireworks. I was never afraid of them or nervous around them; I just thought they were boring. As an adult, I find them even more boring. Being a vegetarian, I'm not a fan of cookouts either. The smell of cow flesh being seared on a metal rack quite often makes me queasy. So, bah humbug to the 4th of July. I managed to get out of any required attendance at a cookout, but I was forced to attend a miniature fireworks celebration at Jason's mother's house. They pulled the Markel card on Jason - told him that the least he could do for his poor, little niece was to come over and light fireworks for her since she doesn't have a father. Whatever. Manipulative woman. I do feel sorry for Markel, though. She's such a good-natured little girl, and she hugs my leg for all she's worth when I walk in the door. Anyway, I've never seen so many grown adults act like children around fireworks. Don't scream when it bangs and lights up. That's what fireworks are supposed to do, so it should come as no surprise.



I got up at 9:00 this morning to take Ferguson on our usual weekend 4-mile walk to the park. Usually, at that time of morning, the temperature is just hitting seventy degrees. This morning it was just hitting eighty degrees, so I nixed the long walk and ended up doing a 2-mile one at the park near our place. I even talked grumpy Jason into tagging along.

I started reading Salman Rushdie's The Satanic Verses this afternoon. So, so, so good. The first twenty pages were terribly confusing, but now that I'm nearly a hundred pages in, I've got my bearings, and I'm really enjoying it. I began Charlaine Harris' Definitely Dead yesterday, and I already love Quinn. Sam is still my man, though. How about Sookie keeping Quinn and Eric, and I can have Sam? Also finished the third volume in the Hellsing manga. It's so good that I'm already reading for the fourth volume, even though I told myself I'd stretch it out and make it last.

Jason and I watched Death at a Funeral last night after the fireworks bullshit. I laughed until my stomach hurt, so I highly recommend it to anyone who needs a good comedy to tickle them. Plus, Alan Tudyk (better known as Wash from Firefly) was in it, and his character was tripping on some unnamed drug which he took by accident for most of the film. The highlight was him sitting in the bathroom, unraveling the roll of toilet paper off the dispenser and telling the sheets to come "join the others." Some kind soul has put the clip up here on YouTube. And if that isn't incentive enough, he does give you nice view of her bare bottom toward the end of the movie while he's standing on the roof, threatening to jump to his death.
anogete: (vespertine)
( May. 21st, 2008 01:20 pm)
I watch at least three movies every weekend because Netflix loves me. I rarely post about them here, but I thought I'd go through and pick out a few of my recent favorites - mostly the ones that I believe don't get the attention they should.

five great movies, if you're the movie-watching sort )
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anogete: (guy/marian)
( May. 17th, 2008 08:38 pm)
I managed to drag myself out of bed early this morning to take Ferguson on a walk. It was lovely once I shook off my laziness. Since I started my day early, I had an extra few hours just waiting to be filled, so I watched North and South in full, instead of breaking it up like the last time I watched it.

Seriously, Richard Armitage is just... guuuhhh... I have no words. I think I could manage myself quite nicely around celebrities, even ones on which I have a crush. However, I really don't know if I could even form words if he were standing in front of me. I'd probably babble and then proceed to make a fool of myself. Why so pretty, Richard? Why? If he smiled at me, I'd surely faint on the spot.

Anyway, the whole point of this entry was to post a video. Okay, actually, the point of this entry was to talk about how incredibly attractive Richard Armitage is, but the video is my Exhibit A, if you will. It is from the very end of North and South when Margaret happens across Mr. Thornton at a train station. They speak briefly, and then sit down on a bench so Margaret can speak of her business proposal. The look he gives her while they are sitting there on that bench? ::fans herself:: It's adorable to see how absolutely in love with her he is. I could watch it over and over, and I swoon each time.



And as if that weren't enough, you can find another wonderful clip of the mini here. Mr. Thornton's initial proposal to Margaret. His passion and desperation in the scene kill me. "One minute we talk of the color of fruit, the next of love. How does that happen?"
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I have a soft spot for Lars von Trier. He's a Danish director, and I absolutely love every one of his films that I've had the pleasure of viewing. I watched Dogville on Saturday. At first, I was a bit put off by the way in which the film is presented. This photo is actually the entire stage and contains every set you see in the movie, like this. The props are few and far between and there are no walls to denote different houses or rooms, just white lines on the ground. Therefore, you can always see all of the characters going about their business, even if they are not in the scene and cannot hear what the characters talking are saying. The film is told in a prologue and nine chapters with a narrator. The prologue was a bit shaky for me, but by the time I had gotten into the second chapter, I was sucked in and had forgotten about the odd sets and sparse atmosphere.

The emotional impact of the movie was incredible. Some scenes made me feel physically sick, and I was slightly taken aback with how vicious and wrathful I felt by the ninth chapter, which proves the point of von Trier. I'm not particularly a fan of Nicole Kidman, but she was so fantastic in this film. I can't even explain to you how beautifully tragic her performance is.

Maryann Johanson, a reviewer of the film, said this:
"Damn if I didn't completely forget to hate Dogville, and if I wasn't, three hours later, completely blown out of my little mind and right into the screening room next door.... You wanna see what our town is like? Here it is, in all its mean, petty, horrible smallness. It's not particularly about American meanness or pettiness or smallness, though some have accused von Trier of being anti-American — it's about human meanness, etc. The only thing "anti" about Dogville is that it might be called an anti-epic — an ambitious movie with a big cast and a marathon runtime that's about how small and insular and selfish people can be, about the miserable depths to which human beings can sink in their cruelty to others. Nationality's got nothing to do with it, though the ability to wield power over other human beings might, and so there might be some pertinent application to America as a whole right now. But everyone will — or should — recognize the universality of this, the worst side of humanity."

And that sums up my feelings on the film as well. I would post the trailer here, but I don't believe the US trailer accurately portrays the movie. You can find it by searching YouTube, but I think it is somewhat misleading. And the international trailer gives away far too much. If you're going to watch the movie, then I think it would be most enjoyable and shocking if you went into it without much knowledge about the plot.
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[livejournal.com profile] falco_conlon made me do it. I swear.

List fifteen fictional characters, male or female, who you would have sex with (in no particular order) and tag 5 people to do the same.

don't judge me! )

As for tagging people - I would like to see all of my flist do this. I'm curious as to who you would put in the fifteen slots. Pretty please? I promise to comment about your character-love.
anogete: (guy/marian)
( Apr. 16th, 2008 07:48 pm)
What's wrong with me? I've taken to reading Draco/Hermione fics. I hate Draco. Or at least I thought I did. I feel all dirty now.

I forgot to mention that Jason and I watched Der Untergang (Downfall) this past weekend, and it was absolutely amazing. Wow. It is an extremely powerful film. Even if you have no interest in the fall of the Third Reich, I still highly recommend it.
anogete: (p&p)
( Apr. 4th, 2008 04:08 pm)
I want to go home, have dinner, and take a nap. I also plan on watching at least half of North and South and stuffing my face with ice cream before going back to bed for the night. How exciting am I? A nap, a BBC mini-series, and ice cream on a Friday night.

We hired twenty-four construction workers today. My Spanish got a bit of a workout. Dealing with twenty-four grown men is actually quite similar to dealing with twenty-four three-year-olds. None of them can sit still for more than a minute or two.

Our only estimator turned in his two-week notice of resignation. He says that he's lonely since the project manager left, and that he has no one to go to lunch with. He also expressed concern about the new "family atmosphere" around the office since the boss is employing her entire family - or at least the ones who can't find a real job. So, the boss is stressed out. I'm happy because the estimator was one of those people who made me clench my teeth in suppressed rage each time he walked within fifteen feet of me. The boss says that our ability to find another estimator is "in God's hands now." Which is funny because I thought it was in the classified section's hands. Shows how much I know...
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anogete: (swearengen)
( Mar. 28th, 2008 08:41 pm)
I blame [livejournal.com profile] witchy_1 for my ordering from E.L.F.. I received my goodies in the mail today, and immediately got on with using the lip gloss. I also purchased nail polish and mascara. I never wear mascara, but I look super awesome in it, so I figure I should just suck and up and try it out for a few days. I just have to remember not to rub my eyes in frustration when things at work get dicey.

Despite being warned away from it, I rented The Seeker this evening after I walked Ferguson. It's the movie version of The Dark is Rising. I am sure I will absolutely hate it, but I need to watch it to be properly disgusted at their inability to treat a wonderful story with due respect. The fellow at the register was being a bit talky-flirty and started to chat with me about the movie and how much he enjoyed it. I assured him that I would most certainly hate it. I'm such a wet blanket sometimes. Bah-humbug and all that. Jason's going to have to deal with my groans of exasperation during the entire ninety-four minutes of the film.

In related news, I'm determined to teach myself Welsh. I know, I know. I'm nutty. What use would I have of Welsh when I live in New Mexico? None. I doubt anyone in this city speaks it. But I'm so interested. We'll see how it goes once I get the computer course I ordered.
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anogete: (p&p)
( Mar. 15th, 2008 12:46 am)
I just made Jason sit through Becoming Jane. I think he might be disgusted. I knew I was pushing my luck. Jane Eyre with William Hurt was the limit. Jane Austen was a step too far. He pronounced everyone "stupid" and proceeded to "rest his eyes" while I finished watching the movie. Boys...

This week has been so long. The office blew up today, and I didn't have a minute to catch my breath. Oddly enough, I didn't mind that much. I'm just glad it is Friday night (Saturday morning?), and I'm looking forward to sleeping until noon. Tomorrow, I'll have a late breakfast (I bought scones!) before crawling back into bed with a novel or three. Shopping and errands can wait until Sunday.
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anogete: (ninja batou)
( Mar. 11th, 2008 09:18 am)
Everyone is sad about Daylight Saving Time, but I'm actually enjoying it. No, I don't like getting up "earlier", but I do enjoy my evening walks. The early sunsets and temperatures in winter prevent me from walking Ferguson after dinner. It was warm enough and sunny enough that I was able to walk a couple miles yesterday evening. It felt so wonderful and boosted my energy level for the rest of the night.

Work is still in a shitty place. I'm blocking it all out so the stress and tension don't wear me down. The boss's daughter is coming in today to "interview" for the Controller position. The current Controller plans on telling her that he doesn't think she should take the job. I don't know whether that will change anything. At this point, I don't really care. I've done a bit of snooping online and found several open positions that would fit me. I don't plan on leaving in the next few months, but it is nice to know that there are places out there still hiring. It's funny because the boss thinks I'm the best thing since sliced bread after all this drama went down. She's told me several times over the last two days that she doesn't know what she would do without me. Meanwhile, I'm slipping one foot out the door. It's weird.

I watched Snow Cake several weeks ago and thought it was a beautiful movie. I highly recommend it to anyone who has not yet seen it. For those unfamiliar with the plot, it is about a man who picks up a hitchhiking young girl. A large semi-truck hits his car and the girl dies, but he is not seriously injured. After he is released, he travels to the girl's hometown to apologize to her mother. When he arrives, he realizes that the girl's mother is autistic. He ends up spending a week with her in her home while he helps with funeral arrangements. One of the most poignant moments in the movie for me was a scene that occurs after the girl's funeral. Everyone has gone over to the mother's house, and she is very nervous about others being in her space because she's very particular. She has not really dealt with her daughter's death up to that point. At one point, she freaks out and runs into the living room to turn on the stereo. She plays an odd Japanese song and dances around the room while all of the people look at her in horror. They don't understand what she is doing, so someone tries to stop her. The woman's mother (the grandmother) steps in and tells everyone to just let her daughter dance. It is at this point that the autistic woman finally lets go of her daughter and remembers her in a happy way.

All of this explanation isn't necessary to enjoy the oddball song she played, though. There is no official soundtrack to the movie, but I managed to dig up the song, called "Notteru Ondo". I believe it translates as "Good Rhythm". At any rate, I love the song, and it has certainly made my crappy Tuesday morning better.

Here is the link to download it if you're interested in listening. I promise that it will make you laugh or at least smile, just give it a few seconds.
anogete: (msr)
( Mar. 1st, 2008 07:01 pm)
Spring! It was seventy degrees today. Ferguson and I walked to the park, which is almost four miles, round trip. When we got home, I played gardener on the balcony. All of my bulbs are happily nestled in soil.

This particular video has made its rounds on the internet, but I'd never seen it until recently. I laughed so hard.



I love when she says, "And Obi Kenobi is kind of a teacher." My other favorite is the reference to the "pokey ball".
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I looked everywhere on the internet for this particular clip from Buffalo 66. I finally broke down and figured out how to rip it off the DVD and upload it. Maybe it is my weird sense of humor, but I think this is one of the funniest scenes ever filmed.

For those unfamiliar with the movie, Billy has just been released from jail. In an attempt to impress his unloving parents, he kidnaps a girl from a tap dancing class. After an awkward dinner with his parents, they go to a bowling alley to waste time. By now, his victim isn't so much the victim anymore. She's grown to like Billy and all his idiosyncrasies quite a bit. He wants to take pictures to send his parents to prove that they really are a couple.

I ripped the chapter I wanted, but couldn't figure out how to easily cut out the part after the four minute mark. Feel free to stop the video after the photo booth scene.



I can't stop laughing when he repeats, "Spanning time." In love, spanning time... My other favorite is when he says, "We are the couple that doesn't touch."
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anogete: (punk)
( Feb. 21st, 2008 11:05 am)
This meme-tastic thing was taken from [livejournal.com profile] subvers.

let's play guess-the-movie )
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