Welcome to My Friday Morning

[anogete]

We now have two receptionists. They're downstairs squealing with delight, giggling, and looking at pictures of boys. "Ohmigod! He is SO cute. Isn't he cute? SO cute. So cute that I can't, like, stand it. Ohmigod!" The word cute should be used sparingly. Unfortunately girls (and woman) overuse it. If I were in favor of more legislation, I would lobby for it to be a crime.

Payroll Girl is standing on the stairs and informing the office that she "chewed [her] boyfriend's ass yesterday." I feel sorry for him. She's very overbearing and demanding with a high-strung personality. He's been in the doghouse for months over some sort of money issue. She's withholding sex as punishment. Typical.

I'm sulking in my office upstairs. I have a breakfast burrito and a glass of Dr. Pepper. If the chatter downstairs would die down then I might actually be in a good mood. That's a miracle, seeing as how it's not even nine o'clock in the morning yet.

Comments

[bleedtoblue.livejournal.com]

Being cute or using the word cute? Both crimes in my book, right up there with perky.

Something with caffeine and sugar sounds really good right now....another cup of coffee I suppose since there is nothing else fitting that description around here.

I hope you enjoy your day!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_bettiepaige_/]

Sounds like you're working with a bunch of characters. Personal business that no one really doesn't want to hear about should be left at home and not brought to the office.

[yuki-buffy.livejournal.com]

KAWAII!!!


(sorry, i just had to do that.)