<--- Such a Weenie

[anogete]

I am such a fucking baby. I hate pelvic exams/pap tests. Ugg. I'd rather go to the dentist and have my teeth drilled.

Comments

[myvacuumsucks.livejournal.com]

Think of it as a cold metal duck.

[shalanar.livejournal.com]

hahaha...I've always called the thing "cold duck bills"...doesn't make it any more comfortable though....

*sends good vibes*

[fearful-syzygy.livejournal.com]

Heh, on my friends page that arrow was pointing straight at me.

I was all ready to get offended...

:)

[donttouchmyhat.livejournal.com]

Baby, you make me grateful for my upcoming visit to the dentist. You all definitely got the short (cold metal duckbill) end of the stick.

[bleedtoblue.livejournal.com]

I try never to picture that....urgh...if it were used on men they'd think of something better.

[susie-tx.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I've got an appointment for one of those on Monday. Hate them, hate them. "slide down, please"

[anogete.livejournal.com]

Yeah, "the slide down, please" gets me. While he's poking around, he's asking questions like, "Is intercourse painful? Are you having any excessive bleeding? And unusual discharges?" And I'm thinking, is he seeing something bad down there that I'm unaware of?

[epochmaking.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's what they use.