How To Get Chicks

[anogete]

If you're a guy and you're looking for a bit more action than you are currently receiving, then I have a suggestion for you. Get a job as a firefighter. I made a quick run to Wal-Mart to get some supplies to teach myself how to knit (I'm sure I'll be begging shalanar for help). There were five strapping young lads with Albuquerque Fire Department t-shirts in front of me. The check-out girl fell over herself when she saw them. I don't think she stopped giggling until they left and by the time they walked away she had a red, flushed face and was fanning herself. Twenty more seconds of their charm and I was sure she would have climbed over the counter and ask one of them to throw her over his shoulder and take her back to the station. Once they were out of hearing range she looked and me and said, "Oh. My. God. They were so cute. Is my face red?" Yeah. If you want to have lots of sex go get a shirt that says "Fire Dept." on it.

While I was at Wal-Mart, I also picked up a card with a chihuahua on the front and the words "Pooches Gracias" below. I wrote a short note to Judy from Quixote Humane on it and put two pictures of Ferguson inside with a donation for the shelter. She and Margaret were so great when I was trying to adopt Ferguson and I wanted to thank them both.

In other news - the additional avatars that LJ is allowing paid accounts is wonderful. I have 36 avatars now.

Comments

[webnovelty.livejournal.com]

Meh. Too much to go through just for some ass.

[myvacuumsucks.livejournal.com]

Buying a shirt or training to be a firefighter? Because I think both accomplish the same goal.

[anogete.livejournal.com]

I'm sure wearing the shirt would work just as well as actually being a firefighter. Who wants to climb into burning buildings for some sex when you can get it without the hassle?

[myvacuumsucks.livejournal.com]

Here ma'am, I saved you and your cat from your burning house. Do you want to go on a date tomorrow?

Well, you're all dirty and gross now.

[bleedtoblue.livejournal.com]

Well at least no one has suggested setting fire to anything so that the fire department will come. LOL...I've noticed that about firemen...*sigh*

[myvacuumsucks.livejournal.com]

You brag about your userpics and I'll brag about my cancellation of college loans via the Peace Corps; we'll be even.

So if I buy a shirt that says "Fur Dept." will I be swarmed by furries?

[anogete.livejournal.com]

If you want to be swarmed by furries you'll have to put on a bunny costume. Or maybe a bear suit. I always thought that bears were way sexier.

[myvacuumsucks.livejournal.com]

That's frightening. :P

[shalanar.livejournal.com]

Mwhahaahah!!!! I've converted another person to knitter glory!!!!!

:D

[anogete.livejournal.com]

I've been playing around with it, but I haven't actually made anything yet...just squares of lovely knitting. But it's fun and I have lots of needles now. And spend 30 bucks on yarn yesterday.