Penis Snatchers

[anogete]

After watching this clip from Shepard Smith's show on Fox News, I'm feeling much better. I love Shepard Smith, and I probably have the biggest crush on him ever.

The video is only a partial clip a few seconds into the segment in which he talks about the story. The audio and video don't quite sync up in the second half of the clip, but I posted it anyway. His inflection is what kills me. 'Look,' they tell police, 'it's tiny now.'

Comments

[theredzebra1.livejournal.com]

"Everything's still of consistent dimensions."
What a pro, reading that story with a straight face.

[rsmronda.livejournal.com]

Classic Shepard! LOL

[myvacuumsucks.livejournal.com]

How is Fox News run by a neo-con? I'm so confused.

Funny story, and inflection, though.

[anogete.livejournal.com]

I actually like Fox News, though it isn't fashionable or correct in the liberal social world in which I swim about in on the internet. I will concede that it takes a slightly conservative stance, but it by no means throws in the towel in regards to balancing their analysts' and correspondents' viewpoints. I think most people who don't like Fox News are people who have not watched much of it. Shepard Smith's show is a news and discussion show, and he's fantastic. It's like Mystery Science Theater 3000 sometimes when he's commenting over the video for a news story. It all really depends on the particular show, but I've found that most of the anchors have a wonderful sense of humor and enjoy interacting with the audience and other Fox News employees (in front of and behind the camera). It just gets a bad rap because the mindless super duper liberals paint it as evil. In reality, they've never bothered watching any of the programs.

[myvacuumsucks.livejournal.com]

I've mainly watched Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity, which are easily the two worst shows in the history of television. Maybe I'm a biased liberal. Woohoo!

[anogete.livejournal.com]

I dislike Sean Hannity. He's a neo-con through and through. My being a traditional conservative or a libertarian, his attitudes grate on me. However, I used to watch and enjoy Bill O'Reilly's program. As of late, he's gotten a bit more pompous and self-congratulatory, but I don't think he's the devil's spawn like many people who aren't familiar with his show. I also don't think he's terribly right-wing, though he does tend to lean toward a conservative view point. He definitely isn't a Republican poster boy like some people like to make him out to be. I don't watch it now because I hate when it interrupts guests and he's on during the hour I work out. And working out to the news just isn't my thing.

[myvacuumsucks.livejournal.com]

The main reason I dislike Bill O'Reilly is because he interrupts people, cuts their mic, and uses ad hominem attacks. I often wonder if he even believes what he says.

[bleedtoblue.livejournal.com]

OMG, that was so funny!