Lyrics So Bad They're Good

Before Payroll Girl left for her long weekend, we had an office lyric reading with the receptionist. When one of us hears an especially funny song on the radio, we do office readings in which one of us is given the task of reciting the lyrics like poetry. I nearly pass out from laughing so hard every time we do this. The latest reading was of Usher/Ludacris/Lil' Jon's song "Lovers and Friends". I've bolded the parts that killed us.

( comedy )

The second and third verse are classic. So romantic. I'm all choked up now. I know I've always wanted someone to offer me a pillow to bite during sex. I can't believe people can actually listen to this without laughing. Was it intended to be so funny or is it just me?

If you'd like to hear this gem, then you can do so here on YouTube. Just remember not to drink anything while listening. I nearly shot water out my nose.