I Have Crabs!

No, not those crabs. Actual crabs from PetSmart. I'd show you a picture of them, but they are both terrified beyond the telling of it and refuse to emerge from the three rock caves I've gifted them with. But I did take a picture of the lovely home I've given them.

( where crabs live )

While I'm posting pictures, I snapped these two of Ferguson while he was napping in my favorite chair. Each moring at 9:30 the sun from the skylight hits that chair.

( Ferguson sunning himself )

And, lastly, a picture of the flowers El gave me yesterday. Just because they're so pretty, and I like to be a girl over flowers sometimes.

( flowers )

Proof!

A continuation of this post.

Crabs are incredibly fast. So fast that I have a difficult time taking a picture of them once they see me walking by. Their little crab brains think, Oh shit, it's that girl again. Hide! Hide! She's going to fuck with our rock caves again.

However, I just caught one of them on camera. I have proof of my mythical crabs. Or at least I have proof of one of them.

So, I present you with Flotsam. She's a bit larger, darker, and more spunky than Jetsam. Jetsam is terrified. Flotsam is just annoyed that I keep screwing around with their underwater environment.



She hesitated at the cave entrace and I caught her. Bwhahaha!

This is really pathetic that I am walking back and forth through my own apartment with a digital camera trying to catch a quick picture before they see me. Jetsam would have been in the picture, but she made it inside the cave before I could hit the button. Bitch.