Being a girl sucks only when I'm in the midst of some killer cramps and going through tampons like mad. I'm drugged up on Midol and snarling at anyone who comes within five feet.
And then everything was put into perspective this afternoon. Payroll Girl's hand has been hurting and she went to get those sticky patches of Icy Hot to relieve her pain. The patches aren't all *that* sticky so when she went to use the restroom, she accidently crumpled the patch into her toilet paper. Both are white, so she did not notice until she wiped. In short time she discovered a tingling sensation *down there* that turned into a burning sensation. Apparently water does not help and only makes the burning worse. We both had a good laugh over this before she waddled out of my office.
I don't feel so bad about my female problems now.
And then everything was put into perspective this afternoon. Payroll Girl's hand has been hurting and she went to get those sticky patches of Icy Hot to relieve her pain. The patches aren't all *that* sticky so when she went to use the restroom, she accidently crumpled the patch into her toilet paper. Both are white, so she did not notice until she wiped. In short time she discovered a tingling sensation *down there* that turned into a burning sensation. Apparently water does not help and only makes the burning worse. We both had a good laugh over this before she waddled out of my office.
I don't feel so bad about my female problems now.