Chivalrous Cunnilingus?

[anogete]

The Alibi is a weekly publication that details the goings-on, culture, and entertainment in Albuquerque and the surrounding area (Santa Fe). It's given away at several coffee shops and newsstands.

Anyway, I picked one up while I was waiting on my smoothie this morning. I'm such a voyeur, and I love to read the personal ads, even though I have absolutely no intention of responding to any of them. Nearly all of the ads are completely ridiculous. However, there was one this week that caught my eye.

Personal Ad taken from Vol. 16, No. 31 of The Alibi:
Good-natured, hispanic, Gemini, 40, seeks non-shaving, hirsute, mellifluous gifted nerdy gal for chivalrous cunnilingus.

o_O I kinda want to meet him just for kicks. What kind of person posts an ad like that? It's hilarious. And even though I do partake of the shaving, and can in no way be considered hirsute 'down there,' I'm all for chivalrous cunnilingus.

Comments

[bleedtoblue.livejournal.com]

That made me laugh and there hasn't been nearly enough laughing lately. Thanks!

[neriah.livejournal.com]

He presents himself as articulate on so many levels. Can he hum though?

[orange907.livejournal.com]

hmmm... oddly intriguing!

[duniazade.livejournal.com]

Best Personal Ad ever!

[dreamy-dragon73.livejournal.com]

Chivalrous cunnilingus, eh? ~sniggers~

[i-stareatyou.livejournal.com]

I dunno. Non-shaving hirsute is a little tautologous, and chivalry would be required for hirsute cunnilingus. Yech.