Because You Need Some HP-related Amusement...

[anogete]

I'm not going to say where I read it, what it's called, or who wrote it, but this short passage pains me.

"Snape climbed onto Hermione again, but this time higher, like Malfoy, and placed his dick between her breasts. It immediately hardened when it was placed there. The feeling of having boobs on either side of his manhood was so arousing. He pinched a nipple hard and reached behind with his other hand and stuck two fingers into Hermione’s clit, who bucked beneath him."

Okay, the boobs line made me laugh, but the "stuck two fingers INTO Hermione's clit" made my areas hurt. Ouch. Poor Hermione.

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[bookofmoonrevel.livejournal.com]

It's about as difficult for me to imagine Severus thinking of breasts as boobs as it is to avoid shifting uncomfortably when I think of fingers being stuck in a clit. *shiver*