Hold up... Javier Bardem, that creepy guy from No Country for Old Men is actually really freakin' HOT. Did anyone else know this? Why wasn't I told he was a hunk of Spanish yumminess? My world is askew now. Of course, this does not mean I want Anton Chigurh to kill me with a cattle gun. But you can bet your ass, I'd let him tie me up for as long as he'd like.
On what may or may not be a related note... When I skimmed Lloyd's latest album, I must have missed the absolute gem that is "Year of the Lover". With a song title like that, you know you want to go listen to it on YouTube. And if you don't, then let me entice you with these lyrics: "I'm a catch you in the shower while you're dripping wet. I'm a come and kiss your neck, you gon' kiss my back. How sexy is that? Rub your teardrop, put your body on the counter. You gon' say, 'Do that, daddy'. I'm gon' say, "Okay, momma'. Wrap you in a towel and bring you over to the bed. I'll watch you spread and get in between your legs. Now, I know that you won't give my loving to no other. We on top of the covers."
On what may or may not be a related note... When I skimmed Lloyd's latest album, I must have missed the absolute gem that is "Year of the Lover". With a song title like that, you know you want to go listen to it on YouTube. And if you don't, then let me entice you with these lyrics: "I'm a catch you in the shower while you're dripping wet. I'm a come and kiss your neck, you gon' kiss my back. How sexy is that? Rub your teardrop, put your body on the counter. You gon' say, 'Do that, daddy'. I'm gon' say, "Okay, momma'. Wrap you in a towel and bring you over to the bed. I'll watch you spread and get in between your legs. Now, I know that you won't give my loving to no other. We on top of the covers."