Put the Shopping Bag Down

o_O I went to Kohl's to buy a pair of jeans. The pair I have is too big, and I can remove them without unbuttoning or unzipping. TMI, much? I wanted jeans. A pair of jeans. I left with a huge bag and $150 less in my wallet. I'm disgusted with myself, but I did get a myriad of wonderful things (shirts, jeans(!), capri khakis, bras, undies, a belt, a purse). All of it was on sale, too. That doesn't make my shopping spree any better, but I do feel proud of myself for not buying anything that wasn't on sale. Which is probably why everything at Kohl's is on sale. They know my M.O., the bastards.

My brothers' attorney knocked some more money off his fee since he and my dad are fellow lodge members. The bill is only fifteen grand, now.

I feel like taking a nap, but I really want to read more of Dead Until Dark.