Al Swearengen

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That's Al.

I'm somewhat ashamed to admit that I love Al Swearengen from the television show Deadwood. Seriously love him. He's a misogynist, an abusive pimp, but I can't help myself. It's good that I only indulge in this love in my fantasy land, not in real life. Beyond the abusive side, he's a fantastic character. He's intelligent, quick-witted, and hot-tempered with an astounding vocabulary he spruces up with many, many incarnations of "fuck" and "cocksucker".

If you don't believe me, someone edited together just a few of the fuck and cocksucker moments in this video. It makes me laugh so hard.