Batou and Procrastination

What's up with my total crush on Batou from Ghost in the Shell? I love him dearly. Animated characters are so hot. Probably because I know I'll never have to deal with them in my real life.

Jason took today off work so he could rub his extra day of freedom in my face. Meanwhile, I've managed to do a great deal of nothing at work today. I've carefully arranged papers on my desk to make it appear as if I'm working whenever someone walks by my door. Every ten minutes, I move the papers around so that repeat visitors believe I'm actually doing something with them.

EDIT: I've only seen the two movies (Ghost in the Shell and Innocence), not any of the television series or the manga. Curiousity got the best of me, so I read the Wikipedia entry on him. Dude...

"In one episode of the television series, Batou taps his crotch, eliciting a metal noise, indicating that he has no longer has any genitals. Although, this may have simply been a cover to relate to the suspect Section 9 had been investigating. But since Batou doesn't need to consume food to survive, he also doesn't need to expel waste from his cyborg body. Fans more often that not believe he has no genitalia."

So, no sex with Batou. ::is sad::