I Spend My Days Creating Ringtones

If there was any doubt as to how cool I am, I give you EXHIBIT A. That's my cell's ringtone. It's custom, baby.

On a related note, I've been listening to Elvis Costello today. I offer you random bits of lyrics.

"Oh, you say I'm unkind, but I'm being as nice as I can."

"I said, 'I'm so happy I could die.' She said, 'Drop dead,' then left with another guy."

"You have your reservations. I'm bought and sold."

I have exactly more minutes left at work. I've properly dazzled the accountant with my wisdom today, so I can leave with a sense of accomplishment.