The Result of Having No Work at Work

Snagged from diptutod because I was bored and it didn't ask me what my favorite color is.

1. You have $10 and need to buy snacks at a gas station; what do you buy?
Iced tea, Cheese-its, chewing gum, and Twix.

2. If you had to be reincarnated as some sort of sea dwelling creature, what would you be?
A sea urchin.

3. Who's your favorite redhead?
Me. No, really...

4. What do you order when you're at a pancake house?
French toast.

5. Do you own any...naughty toys?
Yes...

6. Have you made out with anyone on your friends list?
No...

7. Describe your favorite pair of underwear.
Black satin boyshorts.

8. Describe the last time you were injured.
I cut my leg while shaving last night. Does that count?

9. Are there any odd things that make you feel comfortable?
I don't think so.

11. Tell me a weird story from your high school years.
Nothing extraordinary happened to me in high school. I spent most of my free time in the library in an attempt to avoid my friends.

12. What is the wallpaper on your cell phone?
Greg Dulli being his sexy self.

13. Soda?
Dr. Pepper?

14. Flavor of pudding?
Chocolate.

15. What type of shirt are you wearing?
Black, ribbed, long-sleeve shirt.

16. Prescription medication?
Ortho-Novem - birth control.

17. If you could use only one form of transportation for the rest of your life what would it be?
Car because you can listen to CDs while driving.

18. How many people are on your friends list?
38. Not all of them update regularly or EVER.

19. How many people on your list do you know in real life?
None.

20. What are you listening to right now?
Myself typing.

21. Most recent movie you watched?
Visitor Q, a Japanese film that takes on taboos. There was much sex, incest, breast milk, and violence.

22. Name 3 things you have with you at all times.
Keys, CD wallet, and cell phone.

23. Would you rather give or receive a foot massage?
Receive, but I'll give too if you ask nicely.

24. Name a teacher you had the hots for.
Dr. Bayly just because he's uber smart and he thought I was going become an experimental psychologist and publish many articles in academic journals. Boy was he wrong.

25. What is a saying that you use a lot?
I'm not sure that I have a certain saying that I use more frequently than others. If I do, then I have not noticed.

26. What's one piece of advice that you think should be passed on to every child.
Find what makes you happiest and use it to enhance your life; don't let others tell you that it isn't worth your time.

Elvis Costello - My Aim Is True

Oh yeah... I was trying to keep up with this promise to post wonderful album covers. My attention span can be thissmall.



My thing for awkward nerds is unrivaled.