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I'm sick for thinking a Palm TX looks sexy, but it does. I want it. Desperately. I'm in lust. If Circuit City still has it in stock on Saturday, I've promised it to myself. I plan on reading many saucy and shocking tales of sex between Hermione and Sssseverussss on it. Why? Because I'm more than a bit skewed.
And while we're on this slightly disturbing note of technology-lust... The Toy. A sex toy that responds to your cell phone. And then there are people attempting to convert cell phones to vibrators with some sort of downloadable software. I think this is due to the alarming amount of teenage girls who use their current cell phone as a vibrator without this special software. Does the software halt the "call" from being shuffled over to voice mail? That would stop the vibration. Wouldn't that just be a tease? I can safely say that I've never thought of dumping my cell into a condom and inserting it in any orifice of my body. I must lack imagination and the proper sex drive. Really, I can wait until I get home. I don't have to pull the cell out in the ladies' room of Barnes & Noble to get my fix.
And while we're on this slightly disturbing note of technology-lust... The Toy. A sex toy that responds to your cell phone. And then there are people attempting to convert cell phones to vibrators with some sort of downloadable software. I think this is due to the alarming amount of teenage girls who use their current cell phone as a vibrator without this special software. Does the software halt the "call" from being shuffled over to voice mail? That would stop the vibration. Wouldn't that just be a tease? I can safely say that I've never thought of dumping my cell into a condom and inserting it in any orifice of my body. I must lack imagination and the proper sex drive. Really, I can wait until I get home. I don't have to pull the cell out in the ladies' room of Barnes & Noble to get my fix.
