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If you need a quiz on QuizFarm.com to tell you what your religion is, then I fear for you and your sanity. But I sure do love answering all those questions about myself and getting the surprise gift of a verdict about my personality and/or life.
I'm assuming by the description that they are referring to LaVey's version of Satanism or Philosophical Satanism. "Philosophical Satanism views one's self as the subjective center of the universe, and the highest aspirations and virtues are those which seek the elevation and improvement of the individual Satanist over others. Philosophical Satanists generally do not recognize a theological deity or a metaphysical afterlife (though this is not to say that one must not), however this does not equate to a life devoid of spirituality. To the Satanist, One is Ones own God, and He disdains rationalist, secular humanistic beliefs which abhor the existence of the supernatural, only to promote a sterile life grounded in the 'real world' alone and in working towards the altruistic advancement of His fellow man while neglecting His own gratification and amusement."
While I think LaVey is an interesting person and had quite a few good ideas, I don't think I'd go so far as to call myself a Satanist. I'm resistant to aligning myself with any organized religion, preferring to float around on my own. I'm definitely not a LaVey groupie even if I do own The Satanic Bible.
Which brings me to another interesting story. I spent most of my life in West Virginia. I was born and raised there until I escaped to my current location. There is a small shop off the beaten path that I frequented. I believe their sign outside says, "Metaphysical Books and Gifts". A self-proclaimed "witch" owns it with her husband who is a self-proclaimed "healer". I've never witnessed any wild magic spells or miracle healings. The store is in their house. Anyway, they're very nice people and I bought a great deal of books, soaps, and teas from them. One day I was browsing the tea blends when they received a call. It was short and the phone was quickly returned to the cradle. The gentleman told his wife that it was someone looking for the Satanic Bible. She became worried and asked him how he had answered. He told her that he said they did not carry it. Which was funny to me because it was sitting right on the self to my left. I gathered my things and brought them up to the counter, casually mentioning the call, prying for information on why he lied. Turns out they were simply afraid of being the victims of vandalism or some sort of hate crime. Apparently, they get a great deal of calls asking if they carry the Satanic Bible and they always deny it even if it is in stock. You can go to Waldenbooks, Borders, Barnes & Noble, any major book seller and find the Satanic Bible. You don't have to purchase it from a new age bookstore. The useless slugs of rural West Virginia were slumming around for someone to hate and/or fear.
You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.
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I'm assuming by the description that they are referring to LaVey's version of Satanism or Philosophical Satanism. "Philosophical Satanism views one's self as the subjective center of the universe, and the highest aspirations and virtues are those which seek the elevation and improvement of the individual Satanist over others. Philosophical Satanists generally do not recognize a theological deity or a metaphysical afterlife (though this is not to say that one must not), however this does not equate to a life devoid of spirituality. To the Satanist, One is Ones own God, and He disdains rationalist, secular humanistic beliefs which abhor the existence of the supernatural, only to promote a sterile life grounded in the 'real world' alone and in working towards the altruistic advancement of His fellow man while neglecting His own gratification and amusement."
While I think LaVey is an interesting person and had quite a few good ideas, I don't think I'd go so far as to call myself a Satanist. I'm resistant to aligning myself with any organized religion, preferring to float around on my own. I'm definitely not a LaVey groupie even if I do own The Satanic Bible.
Which brings me to another interesting story. I spent most of my life in West Virginia. I was born and raised there until I escaped to my current location. There is a small shop off the beaten path that I frequented. I believe their sign outside says, "Metaphysical Books and Gifts". A self-proclaimed "witch" owns it with her husband who is a self-proclaimed "healer". I've never witnessed any wild magic spells or miracle healings. The store is in their house. Anyway, they're very nice people and I bought a great deal of books, soaps, and teas from them. One day I was browsing the tea blends when they received a call. It was short and the phone was quickly returned to the cradle. The gentleman told his wife that it was someone looking for the Satanic Bible. She became worried and asked him how he had answered. He told her that he said they did not carry it. Which was funny to me because it was sitting right on the self to my left. I gathered my things and brought them up to the counter, casually mentioning the call, prying for information on why he lied. Turns out they were simply afraid of being the victims of vandalism or some sort of hate crime. Apparently, they get a great deal of calls asking if they carry the Satanic Bible and they always deny it even if it is in stock. You can go to Waldenbooks, Borders, Barnes & Noble, any major book seller and find the Satanic Bible. You don't have to purchase it from a new age bookstore. The useless slugs of rural West Virginia were slumming around for someone to hate and/or fear.
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