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Welcome to My Friday Morning
We now have two receptionists. They're downstairs squealing with delight, giggling, and looking at pictures of boys. "Ohmigod! He is SO cute. Isn't he cute? SO cute. So cute that I can't, like, stand it. Ohmigod!" The word cute should be used sparingly. Unfortunately girls (and woman) overuse it. If I were in favor of more legislation, I would lobby for it to be a crime.
Payroll Girl is standing on the stairs and informing the office that she "chewed [her] boyfriend's ass yesterday." I feel sorry for him. She's very overbearing and demanding with a high-strung personality. He's been in the doghouse for months over some sort of money issue. She's withholding sex as punishment. Typical.
I'm sulking in my office upstairs. I have a breakfast burrito and a glass of Dr. Pepper. If the chatter downstairs would die down then I might actually be in a good mood. That's a miracle, seeing as how it's not even nine o'clock in the morning yet.
Payroll Girl is standing on the stairs and informing the office that she "chewed [her] boyfriend's ass yesterday." I feel sorry for him. She's very overbearing and demanding with a high-strung personality. He's been in the doghouse for months over some sort of money issue. She's withholding sex as punishment. Typical.
I'm sulking in my office upstairs. I have a breakfast burrito and a glass of Dr. Pepper. If the chatter downstairs would die down then I might actually be in a good mood. That's a miracle, seeing as how it's not even nine o'clock in the morning yet.
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(sorry, i just had to do that.)