Technology-Lust

[anogete]

I'm sick for thinking a Palm TX looks sexy, but it does. I want it. Desperately. I'm in lust. If Circuit City still has it in stock on Saturday, I've promised it to myself. I plan on reading many saucy and shocking tales of sex between Hermione and Sssseverussss on it. Why? Because I'm more than a bit skewed.



And while we're on this slightly disturbing note of technology-lust... The Toy. A sex toy that responds to your cell phone. And then there are people attempting to convert cell phones to vibrators with some sort of downloadable software. I think this is due to the alarming amount of teenage girls who use their current cell phone as a vibrator without this special software. Does the software halt the "call" from being shuffled over to voice mail? That would stop the vibration. Wouldn't that just be a tease? I can safely say that I've never thought of dumping my cell into a condom and inserting it in any orifice of my body. I must lack imagination and the proper sex drive. Really, I can wait until I get home. I don't have to pull the cell out in the ladies' room of Barnes & Noble to get my fix.

Comments

[bleedtoblue.livejournal.com]

OOOO, I like the Palm! How does text size compare to the ebookman? I can't wait to hear all about it.


And the cell phone thing...eeewwww. And why do we need someone to text message instructions to a vibrator? Puleeeeez.

[anogete.livejournal.com]

I think it's about the same size as the ebookman. Back when i got that the Palms had tiny screens, but now they are much bigger. I'll be sure to review the lovely device when I obtain it.