Technology-Lust

[anogete]

I'm sick for thinking a Palm TX looks sexy, but it does. I want it. Desperately. I'm in lust. If Circuit City still has it in stock on Saturday, I've promised it to myself. I plan on reading many saucy and shocking tales of sex between Hermione and Sssseverussss on it. Why? Because I'm more than a bit skewed.



And while we're on this slightly disturbing note of technology-lust... The Toy. A sex toy that responds to your cell phone. And then there are people attempting to convert cell phones to vibrators with some sort of downloadable software. I think this is due to the alarming amount of teenage girls who use their current cell phone as a vibrator without this special software. Does the software halt the "call" from being shuffled over to voice mail? That would stop the vibration. Wouldn't that just be a tease? I can safely say that I've never thought of dumping my cell into a condom and inserting it in any orifice of my body. I must lack imagination and the proper sex drive. Really, I can wait until I get home. I don't have to pull the cell out in the ladies' room of Barnes & Noble to get my fix.

Comments

[donttouchmyhat.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's my inner goth, but I think the Palm TX is sexier just by benefit of being black. Baby boy blue and bubblegum pink just don't do it for me.

You sure they don't make iPods that could also hold your stories? ;)

[bleedtoblue.livejournal.com]

OOOO, I like the Palm! How does text size compare to the ebookman? I can't wait to hear all about it.


And the cell phone thing...eeewwww. And why do we need someone to text message instructions to a vibrator? Puleeeeez.

[praha.livejournal.com]

Good god...if I ever have a daughter I'll just buy her a frigging vibrator. I honestly feel bad for all these girls having to resort to calling themselves over and over and over to have any sort of, erm, satisfaction.