Technology-Lust

[anogete]

I'm sick for thinking a Palm TX looks sexy, but it does. I want it. Desperately. I'm in lust. If Circuit City still has it in stock on Saturday, I've promised it to myself. I plan on reading many saucy and shocking tales of sex between Hermione and Sssseverussss on it. Why? Because I'm more than a bit skewed.



And while we're on this slightly disturbing note of technology-lust... The Toy. A sex toy that responds to your cell phone. And then there are people attempting to convert cell phones to vibrators with some sort of downloadable software. I think this is due to the alarming amount of teenage girls who use their current cell phone as a vibrator without this special software. Does the software halt the "call" from being shuffled over to voice mail? That would stop the vibration. Wouldn't that just be a tease? I can safely say that I've never thought of dumping my cell into a condom and inserting it in any orifice of my body. I must lack imagination and the proper sex drive. Really, I can wait until I get home. I don't have to pull the cell out in the ladies' room of Barnes & Noble to get my fix.

Comments

[donttouchmyhat.livejournal.com]

I mean, you were, after all, already taken. :P

[anogete.livejournal.com]

Of course. ;-) Where did you meet her? What's she like? Etc, etc... 'Fess up!

[donttouchmyhat.livejournal.com]

Remember when I was posting all those quiz results from OKCupid a few months ago? She was on there too. I convinced her, somehow, to go out for coffee. It struck us pretty early on - like, instantaneously - that we had some kind of spark. She has a wonderful way with words and a love of great music (she really digs the Massive Attack and Twilight Singers I loaned her :) I'm shocked you didn't know...we were afraid we were being too smoochy-smoochy on LJ for tastefulness. Maybe we toned it down too much, ha.

But hey, a question: I'm coming to ABQ this Christmas. Might you be available sometime over the holiday? :)