Technology-Lust

[anogete]

I'm sick for thinking a Palm TX looks sexy, but it does. I want it. Desperately. I'm in lust. If Circuit City still has it in stock on Saturday, I've promised it to myself. I plan on reading many saucy and shocking tales of sex between Hermione and Sssseverussss on it. Why? Because I'm more than a bit skewed.



And while we're on this slightly disturbing note of technology-lust... The Toy. A sex toy that responds to your cell phone. And then there are people attempting to convert cell phones to vibrators with some sort of downloadable software. I think this is due to the alarming amount of teenage girls who use their current cell phone as a vibrator without this special software. Does the software halt the "call" from being shuffled over to voice mail? That would stop the vibration. Wouldn't that just be a tease? I can safely say that I've never thought of dumping my cell into a condom and inserting it in any orifice of my body. I must lack imagination and the proper sex drive. Really, I can wait until I get home. I don't have to pull the cell out in the ladies' room of Barnes & Noble to get my fix.

Comments

[donttouchmyhat.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's my inner goth, but I think the Palm TX is sexier just by benefit of being black. Baby boy blue and bubblegum pink just don't do it for me.

You sure they don't make iPods that could also hold your stories? ;)

[praha.livejournal.com]

Oh my god you have a Rushmore icon

I have like fifty screencaps that I've been meaning to iconize, but I have yet to get around to it.

[donttouchmyhat.livejournal.com]

Hee. I stole it from my girlfriend. Max rocks.

[anogete.livejournal.com]

Girlfriend? You didn't tell me you snatched some lucky girl up! Tell me all about her! I demand it.

[donttouchmyhat.livejournal.com]

What?! Oh god, I thought everyone knew...like it was becoming so obvious here! See my friend chickenmoon. :)

[donttouchmyhat.livejournal.com]

I mean, you were, after all, already taken. :P

[anogete.livejournal.com]

Of course. ;-) Where did you meet her? What's she like? Etc, etc... 'Fess up!

[donttouchmyhat.livejournal.com]

Remember when I was posting all those quiz results from OKCupid a few months ago? She was on there too. I convinced her, somehow, to go out for coffee. It struck us pretty early on - like, instantaneously - that we had some kind of spark. She has a wonderful way with words and a love of great music (she really digs the Massive Attack and Twilight Singers I loaned her :) I'm shocked you didn't know...we were afraid we were being too smoochy-smoochy on LJ for tastefulness. Maybe we toned it down too much, ha.

But hey, a question: I'm coming to ABQ this Christmas. Might you be available sometime over the holiday? :)

[bleedtoblue.livejournal.com]

OOOO, I like the Palm! How does text size compare to the ebookman? I can't wait to hear all about it.


And the cell phone thing...eeewwww. And why do we need someone to text message instructions to a vibrator? Puleeeeez.

[anogete.livejournal.com]

I think it's about the same size as the ebookman. Back when i got that the Palms had tiny screens, but now they are much bigger. I'll be sure to review the lovely device when I obtain it.

[praha.livejournal.com]

Good god...if I ever have a daughter I'll just buy her a frigging vibrator. I honestly feel bad for all these girls having to resort to calling themselves over and over and over to have any sort of, erm, satisfaction.

[anogete.livejournal.com]

I don't get why buying/having a vibrator is so taboo. It's just a little stick that wiggles.

[praha.livejournal.com]

I guess because if you have one if means you not only enjoy sexual pleasure (which is bad enough as is!) but you enjoy giving it to yourself!! Oh, the horrors!