I don't have a problem with mascara since it's difficult to screw up, but putting any sort of pencil-like instrument near my eye comes across as a huge mistake to me. And I probably couldn't pick and apply the proper shade of eye shadow to save my life.

I've poked around in the fanfiction for the Sookie novels, but there isn't much and what is there usually involves Sookie and Eric. I don't mind that 'ship at all. I actually enjoy it very much, but I love Sam more.